The ends justify the means when you're behind on your quota.
"Of course, you can have it in purple at no extra charge!"
"Sure, I'll throw in the extended warranty for free. Go ahead and sign, and I'll get the finance teams to update your account when I get back to the office."
"You need additional on-site training for your team. Buy today and I'll make sure my boss knows and makes it happen."
"You want hats and t-shirts for everyone? Not a problem. Go ahead and sign and I'll have the marketing team put a care package together for you next week."
Now press real hard...the third copy's yours.
Market like you mean it.
Now go sell something.