The Power of Vaping

The Wimpy Salesman Shares a Powerful Sales Success Secret

All of those health nuts and fitness gurus and raw milk drinkers and carnivore eaters and 10,000-step trackers and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu nutjobs and yoga pretzelers and gallon-water-drinkers and pilates pirates don’t want you to know the real secret to 10X your sales.

But I’ve figured it out, and I’m giving away my secrets for free here, because I’m often imitated but never duplicated.

You just need to vape.

The smoke shows your prospects where you are, and they come running.

Like men of old with pipes, you look mature and wise and powerful with the pacifier—ahhh, vape pen in your mouth.

You can also stall when they ask you tough questions by taking a deep inhale and sitting with it for a moment. (Prospects love it when you make them wait.)

And the smell. It’s like a sales pheromone. You’ll be irresistible to men, women, children, the elderly, and even small rodents.

If you want personalized, customized ideas like this to help you 10X your sales, you can pick my brain here.

But you’re probably too dumb and broke to be able to afford me.

But at least you’re here learning from my largesse and generosity for free.

It’s the least I can do for little people like you.

Market like you mean it.
Now go vape something.