Reeding is suchsess...or sumthing
I is a good reeder and gooderer salesman
Some read to understand.
Some read to comprehend.
Some read to pass the time
Some read to be entertained.
Some read to be distracted.
I read to spy on all of my past girlfriends...and to steal...ahhh...borrow content from my competitors.
Facebook, Instagram, Reddit, and X have helped me 10X my wisdom and knowledge and understanding of how to dupe...ahhh...inspire and lead people.
In a matter of weeks, I've gone from free webinars to free groups to free masterclasses.
It's time to launch my exclusive, elite, top-tier LionKingSimbaWarriorZenithAlphaWarCubicleDen.
If you have to ask how much it is, you're not vibrating at the right frequency, so you're not ready...
Or, you can just start sending me money and I'll tell you when it's enough, and I'll let you in the Slack group...peasant.
Be sure to press real hard...the third copy's yours.
Market like you mean it.
Now go sell something.