Never Cold Call Again

Only wimps cold call. Here's what to do instead.

If your boss wants you to call people...report him to HR.

Cold calling is against the Geneva Convention.

I know.

I'm a veteran!!

It's all AI and social media today.

Your boss is just too old and dumb and fat to know it.

I mean, if your boss ever owned a pager, get a new boss.

You know what? Just get him fired and YOU become the boss.

You know better.

You're young.

You're hip.

You've used smartphones since you were 10.

Your boss still has the Yellow Pages at his house.

You don't need that kind of ancient energy.

You're a peacock.

You have to spread your wings and soar.

You're a force of nature.

You're a force to be reckoned with.

You have a tripod...and a ring light.

Your boss can't even get his camera to work for Zoom calls.

It's a brave new world.

Make an avatar...give it a prompt...make money while you sleep...at your desk.

What's that?

You're asleep now?

Well, when you wake up, do all of the above?

What's that?

That's too much to do in a day?

You're right.

I got carried away.

Go back to sleep.

We can work on the avatar thing maybe Friday, okay.

Send me an invite.

Sorry to bother you.

But I meant what I said...

You're unstoppable...once you're well-rested...

So sleep, King.

Then slay.

Market like you mean it.

Now go sell something.