Manifesting and Money and...Napping?

No, really. Trust me on this. I'm an expert.

I couldn't yodel the way I wanted to.
I tried everything.
I hired yodeling coaches.
I bought yodeling courses.
I watched yodeling videos.
I yelled.
I screamed.
I cried.
I gave up and took a nap.
Then I could yodel like magic.
Now I have a yodeling Masterclass.
Seating is limited.
I know what you're thinking: how am I different from the yodeling coaches that failed me?
Well...
The answer will be obvious when you pay me.

If you can't tell that I'm different, then you're just not ready to work with me.

You're on a lower frequency.
That lower frequency means you suck.
That lower frequency means you're not ready for me.
But if you pay me 10X my masterclass rates, you will be ready.
See how that works?
Now, don't go take a nap.

Because of your lower frequency, you won't nap correctly.

And because you don't have my sound bowls made from the stomach lining of Himalayan hippos—you didn't even know they were a thing, did you? Figures. You're such a low-frequency peon.—you can't vibrate at my money-manifesting frequency during your naps.

So stop asking questions.
Stop doubting me.
You have a credit card.
Use it.
Pay me.
It's my manifestation.
Make my manifestation materialize.
Go.
Now.
Do.
It.

Market like you mean it.
Now go sell something.

P.S. I don’t yodel.

I saw a post today from a manifesting coach.

She was stuck.

She "hired experts."
She "threw money at it."

How’d she fix her shizzle?

By giving up and retreating.

God spoke to her.

She found the answer in her sleep.

Now...she's the expert...and if you throw money at her...she'll fix your shizzle.

But not like the failed experts she threw money at.

So you can safely throw money at her different expertise.

Why?

Well, duh!!!

She's better.

Pinky promise.