Just Fake It

Be real like everyone else...and lie

Don't fake it 'til you make it.

Fake it always.

My true, authentic, transparent self is shallow, money-hungry, self-absorbed, and lazy.

I change my profile frame for every cause, so you think I care.

I only care about making money...'cause I'm hungry and selfish. That's my "cause," ya feel me?

Besides, I'm worth it.

It's not really "lying" or "manipulation" if I know you really want it and you just have daddy issues and unresolved childhood trauma that is keeping you from enjoying life and buying the nicer things life has to offer.

I'm not pushy or sneaky.

I'm a good person, and dog-gone it, people like me.

Be sure to press real hard...the third copy's yours.

Market like you mean it.
Now go sell something.