Just Do It...The Vape

Vape and visualization is the key to success today

Look, if you go out and bust your a$$ and blow out your numbers, after you get one nice email from your manager, they'll just raise your quota and cut your territory and your commission, so chill, Bruh. Just chill.

With all of the government regulations and mandates and personnel requirements, they have to give you like 197 documented warnings before they sh1tcan you, so relax.

Take a break.

Like they used to say in the military, when men were men, "Smoke 'em if ya got 'em."

So step away from the computer, walk away from the cubicle, grab your iPhone and vape, and go out back behind the building to doom scroll and inhale some carcinogens.

What's the purpose of having health insurance if you're healthy, huh?

Besides, AI will update your CRM for you, so go meme your buddies. They're counting on you.

Market like you mean it.
Now go sell something.