How To Problem-Solve

Pros like me know everything...so, you're welcome

It's not your fault.

It's NEVER your fault.

If you have a marketing department, it's ALWAYS their fault.

Everyone knows that sales is the straw that stirs the drink of business!

Everyone knows that nothing happens until a sale is made.

Real talk: If the marketing people had brains or a spine or BHAGs or charisma or could handle their liquor...they'd be in sales.

Now, with AI and FrapChap, who even needs marketing? Just give it a prompt, and the ad is written, the artwork is created, the images are made, and the media buy is done.

More real talk: Marketing will be flipping burgers this time next year, so you do you, King.

The 3-martini lunch is back in style and you can expense it (if you know how).

Market like you mean it.

Now go sell something.