Bury that 149-year-old anti-sales device

It's 2025. Here's how to sell today!

Lookey here...

Alexander Graham Bell patented the telephone on March 7, 1876. He called his homeboy, Thomas Watson, on March 10, 1876.

By my rough math, that's like a million years ago.

Dinosaurs roamed the Earth then.

That Swedish or German or Ethiopian dude—I'm not good at geology...I'm 'Merican!—wouldn't even patent the frickin' car for another decade!

(Hanz or Franz or something with a Z in his name...I'm benzing over backward thinking of his name. If he has a Z in his name, that's German, right? I'd ask FrapChapT, but my company has blocked access to AI.)

So, what good is some talking machine thingy invented a generation before my great-grandfather was born, while people rode horses, and dudes were still walking around with slugs in their bodies from the Civil Freakin' War, at helping me make more sales?

It's all social media and AI and inbound today. INBOUND I TELL YA!

Now step aside. You're blocking my Wifi signal...I need to update my Fantasy Football team.

Market like you mean it.

Now go sell something.

Be sure to press real hard...the third copy's yours.

P.S. This is where the non-wimps get together weekly to grow.