I just taught my kids about tax day
I just taught my kids about tax day.
I woke them up after getting just 70% of their normal sleep.
I fed them 30% less breakfast and only drove them 70% of the way to school.
Then I threw 29% of their lunch money down the sewer, gave a homeless guy a penny, and promised a soldier waiting for the bus a pay raise "soon...if he votes for me."