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What My Mother Taught Me About Life

on May 8, 2011 12:55:57 AM By | Wes Schaeffer | 0 Comments | Humor Mom Advertising & Marketing Entrepreneur
What My Mother Taught Me My mother taught me RELIGION. “You’d better pray that will come out of the carpet.” My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!” My mother taught me FORESIGHT. “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.” My mother taught me IRONY. “Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.” My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!” My mother taught me about WEATHER. “This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.” My mother taught me about ENVY. “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.” My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. “Just wait until we get home.” My mother taught me about RECEIVING. “You are going to get it when you get home!” My mother taught me HUMOUR. “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.” My mother taught me WISDOM. “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.” My mother taught me about JUSTICE. “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you." I love you, Mom!
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