It Takes 3x More Wood (Marketing) To Build a Fire (Business) That Lasts A question from The Implementors:

If you were arrested for being in sales and marketing, would there be enough

One day I just might—it's a strong maybe—as in, like, a solid probably—go deep into a niche.

Dr. Seuss wasn't a doctor. But that didn't stop him from publishing 46 books, translated into 21 languages, and selling over 600 million copies and counting. His secret?

You need to hear this straight talk from George Carlin to understand how your slick sales salutations and advertising lingo comes across so you can stop doing it and start sounding like a human. (And is definitely not "PG" or "PC," so you've been warned.) The real fact of the matter is that nobody reads ads. People read what interests them. Sometimes it’s an ad.” ~Howard Gossage

What My Mother Taught Me My mother taught me RELIGION. “You’d better pray that will come out of the carpet.” My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!” My mother taught me FORESIGHT. “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.” My mother taught me IRONY. “Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.” My mother taught me about CONTORTIONS. “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!” My mother taught me about WEATHER. “This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.” My mother taught me about ENVY. “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.” My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. “Just wait until we get home.” My mother taught me about RECEIVING. “You are going to get it when you get home!” My mother taught me HUMOR. “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.” My mother taught me WISDOM. “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.” My mother taught me about JUSTICE. “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you." I love you, Mom!