If you were arrested for being in sales and marketing, would there be enough

One day I just might—it's a strong maybe—as in, like, a solid probably—go deep into a niche.

Dr. Seuss wasn't a doctor. But that didn't stop him from publishing 46 books, translated into 21 languages, and selling over 600 million copies and counting. His secret?

You need to hear this straight talk from George Carlin to understand how your slick sales salutations and advertising lingo comes across so you can stop doing it and start sounding like a human. (And is definitely not "PG" or "PC," so you've been warned.) The real fact of the matter is that nobody reads ads. People read what interests them. Sometimes it’s an ad.” ~Howard Gossage

Four months and a week after the "Dream Crazy" ad narrated by Colin Kaepernick was released, the ad on Nike's YouTube channel has generated: